1. So guess who just ordered Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!! 

     

  2. I plan on bringing back old words such as dandy, wacky, swell, velociraptor, and boss.

     

  3. Okay but seriously

    Why is Thor a girl now? Like is there some like actual legit reason and it happened in the marvel universe, or is it like just for shits on giggles? Quite frankly I’m very okay with both reasons, I just don’t know, so if someone could explain it to me that’d be super duper dandy! Thanks! =)

     

  4. headfullofpotter:

    c0ffee-sh0p:

    headfullofpotter:

    im gonna marry thor

    but theyre making thor a woman now

    im gonna marry thor

    (via tyleroatmeal)

     
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  6. unshaped:

    June is so out the door

    (Source: thloth, via heliolisk)

     

  7. i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included

    (Source: justtheonetree, via neatbutter)

     

  8. crackandcanonships:

    IF YOU SHIP MY NOTP THEN YOU CAN have a nice day because you’re probably a nice person and ship wars are dumb as hell.

    (via neatbutter)

     

  9. mossgoth:

    good news, everyone: dogs

    (Source: garbagegoth, via the-coroners-gambit)

    Tagged #Kelsey
     
  10. sex-thrill:

    my blog will make you horny ;)

     

  11. ewokk:

    kissing is great

    but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

    (via rogueofstars)

     

  12. mrcomatoseoverthr:

    shuckl:

    wildy0ungbeautiful:

    shuckl:

    could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

    You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

    no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

    So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

    (via sun-kissed-country-angel)

     
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  14. "LOOK AT THE CAT"
    — me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via pre-rolls)

    (Source: spockular, via thereal-slimkatie)

     
  15. boara:

    HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

    (Source: swallowthesound, via the-coroners-gambit)